rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via krispymeme)

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via rvmanoff)

mememaster:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

situations where smartphones become useless

There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

(Source: keybumma, via cumfort)

(Source: vinebox)

amanduhjoy:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

I’m crying!

(via trashboat)

My sister and I watched the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy while eating, for old times sake. I almost lost my appetite. (almost) I don’t recall that show being so disgusting and stupid… it’s happening folks. In real time. I’m getting… old…

porkrub:

thetomska:

xfawnx:

coop-cake:

Dream goals

<33333

Fuck “ageing gracefully”.

Dis bitch is a cultural appropriator tho ur fav granny is problematic

(Source: stains)

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assgod:

clear pee makes me feel safe

like i’m living my life right

(via rabbitteennn)

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via trashboat)

(Source: terrencemcginnis, via writeroost)

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net, via thefuuuucomics)

explodinghye:

choclety milk shakes likes his baths

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(Source: weirdnessisgood, via krispymeme)