Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
situations where smartphones become useless
There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.
3 year old death grip!
My sister and I watched the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy while eating, for old times sake. I almost lost my appetite. (almost) I don’t recall that show being so disgusting and stupid… it’s happening folks. In real time. I’m getting… old…
Fuck “ageing gracefully”.
Dis bitch is a cultural appropriator tho ur fav granny is problematic
Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them