Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly
This is GOLD
I’ve been having some crazy dreams lately since I’ve started to sleep earlier than 1…… what do they meannnnnnnnnnn
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
"I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it."
Ernest Hemingway (via acrylicalchemy)
"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
Robin Sharma (via pureblyss)
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.
Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.